I tweet, and they listen. But I started to feel really guilty because, you know, I ask them to vote once and they do. And then I ask them to vote again and they’re like, Okay, fine. And — not gonna lie — I did vote for myself. And my mom did. And my aunts. And my grandma. And my dad. On every computer, in every round, every bracket.
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this girl is stunning, why cant i look like this?
because you look like you, loser, and you’re already gorgeous.
wellll i would much rather look like her.
why? you’re prettier than she is, frankie.
Well this is awkward.
Remember, Remember The fifth of November,
The gunpowder treason and plot. I know of no reason
Why the gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot.
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valourous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition! The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.